Website Clinic
Same great sites · New patients

Every website needs care.

Free website checkup by Dr Adam, the guy in the orange scrubs who does every checkup himself.

I need a website Delivery Room · website within 24 hours I have a website Clinic · colonoscopies for old websites
StaffNo. 001
Dr Adam in orange scrubs on the Caltrain platform holding a sign: your website is old and needs a colonoscopy. SF Tech Week Congratulations, it's a website. Dr Adam delivers healthy websites, holding a laptop wrapped like a newborn Colonoscopy for old websites. We go deep into your funnel Website Delivery Room. From conception to launch, new websites born daily Book your website checkup. Don't wait until your homepage needs emergency surgery Your new website is due. Pregnant with an idea? We deliver websites Website Clinic. Diagnosis for your homepage We deliver healthy websites. Nine months is ridiculous, we deliver in 7 days
Name
Dr Adam Koszek
Dept
Websites
Station
King St Caltrain, SF
Hours
Tech Week, daily

Dept. 01

Delivery Room

Pregnant with an idea? We deliver websites. Bring the idea, leave with a website within 24 hours.

New website intake

Form WC-01 · takes 30 sec

The more you say, the prettier your baby website will be.

Used to reach you about your website. Nothing else, ever.

Have a coupon code?

No payment. No call. No contract. Just an email back.

Admitted

Your new website is due. Dr Adam reads every intake himself and replies within 24 hours with a delivery plan.

If nothing shows up, check spam for website.clinic.

Dept. 02

Clinic

Your website is old and needs a colonoscopy. We go deep into your funnel.

Website exam intake

Form WC-02 · takes 30 sec

We read who you are and what you do off the site, then look for hidden issues, broken journeys, lost conversions, outdated content.

Used to reach you about your website. Nothing else, ever.

Have a coupon code?

No payment. No call. No contract. Just an email back.

Admitted

Your exam is in the queue. Dr Adam reads every intake himself and replies within 24 hours with a written diagnosis.

If nothing shows up, check spam for website.clinic.

What happens next

  1. Exam

    Dr Adam reads your site, or your idea, himself and writes down what he sees, the way a doctor reads a chart.

  2. Diagnosis by email

    You get a website report within 24 hours.

  3. Treatment is your call

    If you want the fix, the coupon price holds for 30 days. If not, keep the diagnosis. Nobody follows up with a phone call unless you ask for one.

Who is doing the examining

Poster: Website Clinic, diagnosis for your homepage. Dr Adam in orange scrubs with a stethoscope.

Dr Adam Koszek

Website doctor · founder, Website Clinic · ex-CTO and cofounder, Segmed.ai

Adam has examined thousands of websites since 2010 and seen the best and worst of his patients' creativity. Frustrated by sick websites whose content nobody can understand, he started website.clinic. Before that he was CTO and cofounder at Segmed.ai (YC W20), and he built and runs gazesite.com and konobase.com.

Find more about him on LinkedIn / X.

Asked on the platform

Is this a scam?
Nothing on this page asks for money or a phone number. The whole transaction is one email from Adam with your diagnosis in it.
What does a website cost?
The exam is free either way. A new site is one flat price, quoted in writing before any work starts. The coupon takes a fixed amount off.
How long does it take?
Website report within 24 hours. Nine months is ridiculous. A new website is delivered within 24 hours once you say go.

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